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Psychometrics

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I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed: Validating the Maternal Sigh as a Quantifiable Unit of Psychological Damage (1 milli-Mom)

Park ET, Adeyemi RI.

Annals of Applied Guilt. 2026;14(1):1-19.

One sigh accompanying 'I'm not mad, just disappointed' was calibrated to 1.00 mMom. A phone call at 4.2 mMom produced cortisol equivalent to a job interview. The dose–response curve became markedly nonlinear above the phrase 'after everything I've done for you.'

PMID: 82140126 · Cited by 4,221 ·Validation Study