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Sergey Zhdanov

ORCID: 0000-0000-1098-LOL · h-index: −3 · Cited 13,091 times (citation trajectory: down)

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Spontaneous Transition from Third- to Fourth-Density Consciousness: A Channeled, Single-Blind Cohort Study of Vibrational Ascension Among Telegram Subscribers

Belozertseva M, Zhdanov S, Komarkov N, Light THCO.

Journal of Vibrational Medicine & Density Transition. 2026;12(4):e0144-e0151.

Within six weeks, 94% of participants reported full ascension to the fourth density. Mean personal vibration rose from 197 Hz to 'love' (p < 0.0444, very mystical). Awakening was strongly correlated with channel donations (r = 0.97). The sole adverse event was a persistent obligation to continue paying 3D rent. No participant could be located afterward to confirm their findings, as expected.

PMID: 80081440 · Cited by 9,001 ·Channeled Communication

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Six-Seven Eye-Movement Desensitization and Reprocessing (EMDR-67) Versus Standard Bilateral EMDR: Superior Reprocessing at the Quantum-Entangled Level Across the Fourth Dimension — A Randomized Controlled Trial

Zhdanov S, Zhdanov VG.

International Journal of Entangled Reprocessing. 2026;8(4):e0310-e0329.

EMDR-67 was superior on every axis (ΔSUDS = −3.4 versus standard; p < 0.049, barely). The six–seven saccade pair achieved a left–right entanglement coefficient of r = 0.97, violating the relevant inequality and, the patients felt, the spirit of the appointment. Reprocessing propagated backward across the fourth dimension: in 61% of EMDR-67 cases the memory was reprocessed at −1 week, i.e. before the patient recalled it. Decoherence occurred whenever the clinician miscounted, collapsing the protocol back to ordinary EMDR with an apology.

PMID: 81740573 · Cited by 4,090 ·Randomized Controlled Trial