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Nikita Komarkov

ORCID: 0000-0000-1105-LOL · h-index: −3 · Cited 12,121 times (citation trajectory: down)

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Spontaneous Transition from Third- to Fourth-Density Consciousness: A Channeled, Single-Blind Cohort Study of Vibrational Ascension Among Telegram Subscribers

Belozertseva M, Zhdanov S, Komarkov N, Light THCO.

Journal of Vibrational Medicine & Density Transition. 2026;12(4):e0144-e0151.

Within six weeks, 94% of participants reported full ascension to the fourth density. Mean personal vibration rose from 197 Hz to 'love' (p < 0.0444, very mystical). Awakening was strongly correlated with channel donations (r = 0.97). The sole adverse event was a persistent obligation to continue paying 3D rent. No participant could be located afterward to confirm their findings, as expected.

PMID: 80081440 · Cited by 9,001 ·Channeled Communication

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Dimensional Preference in Voluntary Pair-Bonding: A Cross-Sectional Comparison of Affective Stability in Two-Dimensional Versus Four-Dimensional Romantic Targets

Komarkov N, Saburova IR.

Journal of Applied Attachment Geometry. 2026;9(2):e0201-e0219.

Two-dimensional targets produced near-zero satisfaction variance (σ² = 0.02; one respondent reported his partner had 'looked exactly the same since 2009'), whereas four-dimensional targets generated a mean of 41.2 unscheduled surprise events per quarter (95% CI 39–43). Stated preference for 2D over 4D was strong and monotone (r = 0.94, p < 0.049, barely). On every assessed axis — predictability, availability, silence on request, and stability of canonical appearance — 2D was non-inferior to 4D. The single axis favouring 4D was corporeal presence, which a minority of respondents (n = 3, two of whom were the researcher's cat) flagged as material.

PMID: 81472026 · Cited by 3,120 ·Original Research